So I got a little shipment of perfume samples. First up for review - Orange Star by Tauer Perfumes. Retails for 125.00. Description says the scent is “out of this world”. I’d like to ammend that and say it is “out of a Buick filled with Car Freshener Trees”. If you want your car to smell like the Marlboro Man dipped in a vat of orange pine, and tobacco spit. With incense lit on top. I’ve washed my wrist three times, and it’s still clinging to me like static charged polyester in a dusty disco.